Keep your sunshine Africa
I've got something better
Keep your dry sky Australia
I've got English weather
Keep your sushi please Japan
I do not find it nice
Keep your curry India
I care not for spice
Keep your attractions America
They are far too bright
Keep those hours please Brazil
I only move in light
Keep your fancy views France
It's not what I like to see
Keep your sexy ways Italy
I'll have a cup of tea
Keep the clean white snow Russia
I prefer shades of grey
Keep the gold beaches Jamaica
I don't like them that way
Yes keep your exotic items world
Your flavours, colours and such
For we, the wet, dull English
Find it all a little too much