I did it, I passed my theory test with flying colours. It's the old everyone believed in me but me, but sadly I live by the rule 'a pessimist is never dissapointed'. Lucky my cynical view was proved wrong, so now I can go on the book an intensive driving course.

Now, film certificates, ratings, whatever you want to call them. I told an adult that my 13 year old sister has watched many 15 films and two 18's. He was mortified but I had to explain that was the norm in most cases, and that she didn't watch anything we hadn't seen before. Violence means nothing, swearing means nothing, sex she finds uncomfortable even when mild so we just steer those away for her own benefit, not to 'rotect' her from it.

Now GTA caused uproar and still does. Parents were saying they wanted games to have the save certificates as films so they're easier to understand. How thick to you have to be to buy a film with an 18 on the front and think its okay for a 10 year old? I'm not saying games makes kids violent, but parents blaming 'unclear' certificates for the spread of adult games in kids rooms is pathetic, most games certificates are more consice than films.

Which leads me to music. When I was 16 I wanted to buy the first Gorillaz album but wasn't aloud because it had an 'explicit content' sticker on the front. There was about 2 wear words, thats it. My sister on the other hand, can go in and buy Marylin Manson CD's no trouble. Now I trust my sister to not repeat language just because she hears it, but many kids take lyrics like Mansons to heart (thought it is usually rap getting it in the neck for influencing 'bad behaviour'?

So this basic question, if they demand that games have the same certificates as films, will they eventually demand the same for music?

Okay, guess what its the return of? Thats right, the film quote quiz! Whoever guessing which film this quote comes from first will get a feature next time. Good luck!

You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN